how to make homemade corndogs

figure out how to get cornmeal batter to stick to hotdogs. decide that some wooden chopsticks might help.


get a (real) dog to lay by your feet for moral support. not to be confused in any way with the hot dogs you're working with.
open up the fryer (pre-heated).
try frying while corndog is still on the chopstick.
realize it's easier without the chopstick.
enjoy piles and piles of goodness! and try to ignore the obvious nutritional concerns.